Christmas Party 2008

Christmas Party 2008

Holiday Wishes

As we all hear the Tick Tock of the clock we realize with Pure Joy that It’s About Time for A Change ‘N’ Attitude. After all, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. At a Moments Notice, Santa and his elves Lou Lou, Frangelica, Lisa Anne, Mary-Anna, Jilly B, Waylynn, and Princess Ninique make Mytigood plans for the up-coming Special Delivery.

Santa uses his Secret Formula to create Another Round of flying high above Whispering Seas to places like Naples North and Paradise Isle. It is with great Diligence that he flies over people that are aboard a Swift Boat spending their Kids Money by Wave Running to their next Pit Stop.

Santa, however, is on Official Business, Just Looking for people like II Amigos so he can deliver Moor Fun with The Compromise.

So, Seriously, Santa and his reindeer, AKA The James Gang are passing over Evergreen trees that are decorated the Irish Way with a Lime Cutter and a Shelfish that has Gone Limin’. All “n” all, the decorations are Knot to Shabby.

After a full night of being a Son Chaser, Santa is tired and ready for relaxation in his Summer Place, Instead Of More Ruff Stuff. On his way, he’ll talk to Dock Holiday, The Body Doc, and Kid Doc who all suggest he take some Zastic and retire to his Cyn-Den and while he is there Just Add Whine.

With his annual trip behind him once more, he does a Cavity Search of his sleigh making sure Rumple Ray is empty of all the gifts that could create A Lamore Affair. Santa realizes that having Mrs. Claus by his side makes him Mr. Lucky! Santa always says, She Does Me Good and their marriage is Rock Steady. After his exhausting night of deliveries, Mrs. Claus suggests they run away to the place they call Our Escape and possibly be Seaduced at the Sandbar.

When all is said and done, during this magical time of year, we suggest you Carpe Diem and have an Absolutely wonderful holiday season from the captain, first mate and crew of A Cool Change.